Are you really from Maine? Even if you're not, you represent the state well. I'm even more proud to call it my home now.
I really am from Maine, although I did move south (Philadelphia) a few years ago. You know what they say, you can take the girl out of Maine, but you can’t take the sexy Mainer obsession out of the girl. Wait… what?
My LLBBF and I bought a home in mecca (Freeport). He married me on a lake in Maine, laid hardwood floors, renovated the rest of the house and built a canoe. Now the final chapter - he will become a LLBean daddy and he is already drawing up the crib plans for his latest carpentry wonder for our little one. I teased him that building a table and having sex on it will lead to this type of project in his future! I hope you get a flannel-wrapped happily ever after too.
Out of curiosity, do you play the lottery? You seem like an abnormally lucky person.