You can always try.
I won’t tell.
A noble pursuit.
Everyone likes ice cream, c’mon.
Is this a real or hypothetical boyfriend? And in any case, whisk yourself! Or whisk him. Everyone likes whisking.
Haven’t you seen Broad City? There’s gotta be a Jeremy in your building, right? (My NYC knowledge is clearly vast.)
They’re the dream.
Temptation all around, man.
This kind of conditioning is probably terrible for all the honest-to-goodness LLBBFs out there who try so hard and say sweet things sincerely, only to be rebuffed with hysterical laughter. …oops?
Mom, really, you can just e-mail me.
Whatever gets you through a Monday, friend.
It’s never too late.