Your LL Bean Boyfriend

Granted I only figured out how to install Google Analytics about 2 weeks after this site went nuts, but you crazy-loyal crazy people have read this a lot.

So, to commemorate this special moment, I am going to do ANOTHER very special VOTE Your Own LL Bean Boyfriend Adventure (remember when we did this before? The results were fun).

This is how it works! For the next two weeks you all get to vote on elements of the story, from the Boyfriend to critical plot points. When the 2 weeks is up, the survey closes, and you’ll get to read the story you voted for three days later.

GET VOTING!

“Let’s go down to the pond and catch tadpoles,” Nathan said. “I don’t think I’ve done that in twenty years.”

Thurston breathed in deeply. “I love the smell of mulch,” he grinned.

Anonymous asked: Out of all the colleges I've been accepted to, I'm really tempted to pick Bowdoin mostly for the higher chance of finding an L.L. Bean Boyfriend. I think my life priorities are in order.

Somewhere in Brunswick, Maine… someone at Bowdoin is trying to think about how they can work this into the tour…

“When does the drive-in open for the summer?” Sebastian asked. “It’s been ages since we’ve gone and I think we should fix that as soon as possible.”

thewildsuninmyflower asked: this is porn for women. i love each and every post. you are one witty character and i'm just waiting for my ll bean boy. you'd think at school in new hampshire, they'd be all over the place!

Keep looking! I’m sure you’ll find one in the state of Live Free or Die Hard. Wait… something about that is not right… but anyway, it’s a hardcore state so I’m sure you’ll find a hardcore hottie somewhere.

Gabriel rushed inside. “Did you see the crocuses in the yard?” he asked, breathless.

“I was looking at the cabinets this morning and just got the urge to redo them,” John said as we ate breakfast. “I think I could design something a lot better for the kitchen, and it’s been a few months since I had a big project for the house. What do you think?”

“What do you think about going dancing tonight,” Harrison asked with a grin.

completelyunoriginalblog asked: Hi! I worked for LLBean Signature for 3+ years at their home office in Maine, just recently moved to Philly for a new job opportunity. My old coworkers at Beans turned me on to you blog, they thought it was mine! Lol, I set them straight. I absolutely love your blog, hilarious, and all of my old Beans coworkers love it too!

Yo, kindred spirit! Welcome to Philly!

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